All the Things You Never Needed to Know, Part 1

With the world concentrated on the top trends in search engines, Twitter trending topics and everything that is most searched on the internet, I wanted to pay homage to things that don’t get nearly enough real estate when it comes to searches:

1)    How to lose money on real estate
2)    Things I like about Lindsay Lohan
3)    Where are my keys?
4)    Why can’t the Trix rabbit ever get Trix cereal?
5)    Why I shouldn’t microwave a closed can of corn
6)    Hobo fashion trends
7)    Why my grandma keeps spilling her drink
8)    Where can I send a check to Microsoft, just because they deserve it.
9)    How to carve a potato hat
10)    What royalties does Al Gore get from the invention of the internet?
11)    How to lose muscle mass in 10 days
12)    What can I say to lose all my Facebook Friends?
13)    How to ride a zombie without getting bucked off
14)    Stories about woodchucks
15)    Stories about chucking wood that don’t involve woodchucks
16)    How much wood would Wilt Chamberlain chuck if Wilt Chamberlain could chuck wood
17)    Top ten uses for pie
18)    I am 42 – how do I convince my mom to get me a baby sister for Christmas
19)    Memorable quotes from the Smurfs
20)    Things that won’t burn
21)    How can I tell if I am breathing?

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